Tenacious D

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• Titre : Tribute
• Album : The Pick Of Destiny
• Année : 2006

Paroles :

This is the greatest and best song in the world
Tribute

Long time ago, me and my brother kyle here
we was hitch hiking down a long and lonesome road
all of a sudden
they shined a shiny deamon
in the middle of the road
and he said!

Play the best
song in the world
or I'll eat your souls

Well me and Kyle,
we looked at eatch other
and we said
OK

And we played the first thing that came to our heads
just so happend to be
the best song in the world
is was the best song in the world

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
one and one make two, and two and one make three
it was destiny!

Once every hundred dozen years or so
where the sun don't shine
and the moon don't glow
and the best don't glow

Needles to say
the beast was stuned
a whipkak with his woopy tail
and the beast was done

He asked us: Be you angels?
and we said nay!
we are but men!
ROCK!

This is not
the greatest song in the world.. no
this is just a tribute
couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, yeah... no!
this is a tribute, oh

To the greatest song in the world! all right
it was the greatest song in the world! all right
from the greatest song in the world

And the peculiar thing is this my friends, the song we sang on that fatfull
night
it didn't actualy sound anything like this song

This is just a tribute
you gotta believe it
and I wished you were there
just a matter of opinion

Good god!
Got to let me out
I'm so suprised the bang you can't stop me now
(something)

The rich mother fucker

All right
all right

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• Titre : The Pick Of Destiny
• Album : The Pick Of Destiny
• Année : 2006

Paroles :

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
more precious than a diamond on a platinum chain!

In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin' he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well,
all the techniques that were developed in hell.
cock pushups and the power slide,
gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
and then they got the Pick of Destiny.

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow main!

Cause he who is sleazy,
is easy to pleasy.
And she who is juicy,
must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy,
will be in my movie,
so come on!

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
the demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
but then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said ow.

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know our movie's better than the Citizen Kane!

Cause he who's a geezer,
must live in my freezer.
And she who is stockey,
is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,
must be in my movie,
so come on!

Oh! Cause if you're a diva,
then go to Geneva.
And if you're a croney,
then suck on my bony.
And if you are groovy,
then get in my movie!

It's called the Pick of Destiny!
The Pick of Destiny.

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• Titre : Classico
• Album : The Pick Of Destiny
• Année : 2006

Paroles :

Can't you see he's the man, let me hear you applaud
he is more than a man he's a shiny golden god.

If you think it's time to fucking rock, and fucking roll, out of control,
well then you know you got to rock the block,
and fucking suck my fucking cock,
'cause when you rule, you fucking school all of the fools, out of their
jewels,
'cause if you think it's time,
if you think it's time,
if you think it's time to fucking rock.

He is going to kick your fucking ass,
and you know his name is Kyle Gass,
rocking and fucking rolling,
and fucking rocking,
and fucking rolling,
and fucking...

[vocal solo]

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• Titre : Kickapoo
• Album : The Pick Of Destiny
• Année : 2006

Paroles :

A long ass fucking time ago
in a town called kickapoo
there lived a humble family
religious through and through
but, yeah there was a black sheep
and he knew just what to do
his name was young JB and he refused to step in line
a vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time
he wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

Oh the dragon's balls are blazing as I stepped into his cave
then I sliced his fucking cockles with a long and shiny blade
it was I who fucked the dragon fuck a lie sing, fuck a loo
and if you try to fuck with me, then I shall fuck you too
gotta get it on in the party zone
I got to shoot a load in the party zone
gotta lick a down in the party zone
gotta suck a chown in the party zone

You disobeyed my orders son, why were you ever born?
your borther's ten times better than you, jesus loves him more
this music that you play for us comes form the depths of hell
rock and roll is the devil's work, he wants you to rebel
you become a mindless puppet, beelzebub will pull the strings
your heart will lose direction, and chaos he will bring
you better shut your mouth, you better watch your tone
you're grounded for a week with no telephone
don't want to hear you cry, don't want to hear you moan
you gotta praise the lord when you're in my home

Dio can you here me?
I am lost and so alone
i'm asking for you guidance
would you come down from your throne ?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock
my father thinks you're evil, but man he can suck a cock
rock is not the devil's work, it's magical and rad
i'll never rock as long as I am stuck here, with my daaaaaadd...

I hear you brave young Jables, you are hungry for the rock
but to learn the ancient methods, sacred doors you must unlock
escape your father's clutches, on this oprensive neighborhood
on a journey you must go, to find the land of hollywood
in the city of fallen angels, where the ocean meets the sang
you will form a strong alliance, and the world's most awesome band
to find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk
you will face you inner demons, now GO MY SON AND ROOOOOO-OOO-OOOOOCK

So he bailed from fucking kickapoo with hunger in his heart
and he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art
but in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart
ROOOO-OOOO-OOCKK
ROOOO-OOOOOOO-OOOOOCK
ROOOOO-OOOOOOOO-OOOOOOO-OOOOOOO-OOOOOOCK